Digital machine embroidery files
Funny and sarcastic embroidery designs
A skeleton strolling with a red balloon, one lying flat saying “not today”, and two versions of “i’m fine” for the days when you are not. Minimal line art in one or two colours, made for the left chest of a sweatshirt.
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Designs in this collection
Small, quick and easy to recolour
Each design comes in four sizes: 3, 4, 5 and 7 inches, to fit 4x4, 5x7 and 6x10 hoops. Line art uses one main thread colour, black on light fabric or white on dark, with red for the balloons and dusty pink for the wilting flower petals.
All four include PES, DST, JEF, EXP, VP3 and XXX, plus a PDF with thread order and stitch counts.
Getting crisp lines
Thin running-stitch lines show every shift in the fabric, so hoop firmly and add a topper on fleece. Our guide on how to machine embroider a sweatshirt covers placement for a left-chest design.
Project ideas
- Left-chest sweatshirts
- Baby tees
- Tote bags
- Caps
- Hoop wall art
Questions about these designs
Which sizes are included?
Every design comes in 3, 4, 5 and 7 inch sizes, which fit 4x4, 5x7 and 6x10 hoops.
Are these physical items?
No. They are digital machine-embroidery files. You stitch them yourself, and no physical item is shipped.




